Victims of Poverty

This is the story of a man named Pratik Rane living in a small house called Aundh Villa. He had a decent job and a real good job profile. He is a healthy looking personality and belongs from a more than well-to-do family. He has a short height, got a side-partioned hair and the most attractive attribute are his lovely little dimples which makes all the girls go mad on him.

 

We (refers to Rane's friend) knew him since our engineering and we all made a good company with each other. We enjoyed, laughed, shared things, spend time, studied, played, cried and did all the possible and impossible things together. It was a great time!!! I still cherish those moments.

 

After our graduation we all came to Pune excluding Rane. He did come but late because his joining date in the company was late. Yes you are correct excluding Rane we all landed up in the same damned company called TechM and he was the only one to get a different job in a renouned company called TAL. He did something different. We all got a job of 2.8 lacs package and he got it for 3.8 lacs. A straight away difference of 1 lac.

 

He joined us and we decided to all live together. It was a great fun once again. However, this guy, as I have already mentioned, had a great standard of living, directly used to buy a new shirt when he had nothing in good condition to wear to office. We guys were really poor to afford a new shirt every week. Sometimes we even felt jealous of him but he being a friend we were always happy to see him prosper in his life. 

 

Previously when Rane had not joined the room we used to keep our clothes in the suitcase itself but as soon as he came he bought a new Kabat for himself. This made us think that even if you earn money u need to have that King-Like standard of living as Rane. Seeing him even we bought Kabats but that too took around 6 months for us to think for a new kabat.

 

There is another case that I would like to share. This guy (Rane) never liked to wash his clothes himself. Now this was something which I was doing since 4 years ans the rest of my room-mates since 6 months. Now what this guy did was he bought a new WASHING machine for himself. It was a blessing for us and we also were freed from the pain from washing clothes. We again thanked god and Rane for this and we prayed for his success.

 

Such instances kept on happening. He also got an electric gas, a laptop, 2 multimedia phones and a brand new collection of clothes and what not.

 

Last but not the least, which had happened quite earlier was the YAMAHA R15 that he had bought for himself. Iss baat ne toh hume pagal hi kar diya. Now for these above mentioned reasons he got the nick name as LORD Rane.

 

But after that something really bad happened which we had never imagined even in our wildest dreams. RANE LEFT THE ROOM. Yes guys and not only he left the room but also left us in a terrible condition. We are the same as before. Washing our clothes with our own hands, no net at home, striving hard to earn the same standard of living that we had in the presence of the LORD. We really miss our friend!!!!

 

--- poor  Karan Malkan

The toilet story

Hello all

Btw

I wanted to share one किस्सा

That happened with me recently I wanted to get your opinion

So I was in the office last Friday

so I was in office

I had a couple of drinks, I mean Coffee

some of ou might know

I prefer to have coffee without milk or sugar

along with that

I also drank few glasses of water

as you know its important to drink water..

Right

so its going good, the day was nice

then after some time in the office, I felt like going to the rest room..

I mean thats quite natural, so I did go

it is important to note that I only went to use the rest room for #1

 so I was standing, minding my own business.

This gentleman decides to stand right next to me

All good, after an awkward 'hello'

this gentleman decided to fart

and FART real loud

I must tell you, it was one of the worst possible sounds. EVER.

I couldnt control my laughter, but what was I to do

But the terrible smell helped me control my laughter

To my surprise, this gentleman (who was not gentle at all btw)

didn't care at all

Instead he just said

'Excuse me' and behaved like nothing happened

I ask to all the nice people here

Is this right? Is this behavior acceptable in an office?

I mean if you're taking a shit, it's kind of obvious

But should you not control your fart when pissing??? 

I leave you with this question in mind. The story is credited to a very close friend of Mine. I am fortunate enough to know him. 

Love you Bhagu. 

I am just the messenger. 

The English "Trip"

Hahahaha

I think that's true

But anyways back to some real stuff

I decided to not go to a pub

And save money

I think I've become a miser

I'm in a bus going back to Oxford. The blue light is freaky

It's dark and makes me feel sexy.

I am ashamed of myself for my behavior in the last 2 days

Day before I threw up.

And last night I watched the movie Dolly की डोली

When I could have watched Imitation game. 

Alone

I think last nights behavior was the worst

I went bar hopping with my client. Being a consultant I have to sell my soul and take them out for drinks.

I danced for him with others

Showed him my moves

Made friends with unknowns

All for the sake of client

I was ashamed for that

And I think that's why I threw up

I had to talk to Sharapova only to  be a good host to him. He's ठर्की I had to show I am one of them(ठर्की kind)

I really felt bad about myself

I felt corrupted

I paid for his drinks

I drank Jack Daniels while he drank scotch

Only to save money

I ate salad while he ate salmon and King prawns

JD is the cheapest possible alcohol

You can drink without looking cheap

One last thing. I don't know how to tell you...

I'm really ashamed of that

I even had to say 'we should do this again.. Soon'

I had to say it.

I am serious

I didn't mean it

It made me feel empty inside

I will never look down upon a prostitite. I've never and I promise I'll never in the future. I will respect my colleagues

Anyways

Other than that

Life is good

I am away from my wife

My friends

My family

Trying to bring prosperity to my company, my clients company

My boss

His boss

And my client

His boss

The end.

Passion

Ever wondered,

"How did I reach here?".
"Did I deserve it?".
"Oh! Damn!! I deserved more than this..."

But why does this happen?? We estimate something, anticipate something, land up at some third world. We never bother ourselves about the outcome of our course of action. We just do things and when we are done, we ask ourselves the question again, "Did I intend to reach this place??"

This is the outcome of lack of vision. Passion. I have seen people with intense feelings or rather I have seen passionate people let go things they always wanted just because they got something better recognized in this society. They just gave it up because of the thought of appreciation by the geeks and scholars. Just for the words from some hypocrites??? But is it worth it??

Not really.

I personally feel that one must continue with what he/she feels like to achieve. Take small steps towards your goal. One must crawl on knees but never ever stop,QUIT. NEVER EVER. Because the euphoria and joy one gets after accomplishing a job is worth the efforts, pain, tears.

Everyone out there is always in search of that one thing, for which he/she can bet his/her entire life. Continue doing that one thing for entire life. That's what passion is all about. "And blessed art thou, who identify there passion at an earlier stage". Rest are like eternally denied souls. Wont rest till they Rest In Peace........

Find your passion in life or else you'l have to recite the lines from the theme song of the film ROCKY,
"So many times, it happens too fast
You change your passion for glory"

This song also gives THE best option to work with.
"Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive"

So, whats your passion mate???

Feelings

Love
hate
Pain
agony
lust
fear
patriotism
traitor
zealot
blasphemy
care
respect
astonishment
despair
hope
blush
pride
pleasure
shame
embarrassment
suspicion
sympathy
apathy..........................................................................................

all of them. Each one of them is relative. None holds forever. They are momentary. There shelf-life is around the time of the mood you are in. Once you are out of it, Poooooooofffff....!!!!!! its gone..........

Love : it lasts only till the time you love a person. If the relationship is over, you dont even bother to remember the face of the dog / bitch.

Hate : Impulse. Better forgive.

Pain : No pain can last for a lifetime. Time heals.

Agony : Try to reach a certain destination. If you dont make it.... Agony.

Lust : The root cause of 90% evil. Both sexes use it ion a different way, though the aim is same.

Fear : Fear of Death.Defeat.Dishonor.Dimes.

Patriotism : Die for the country.

Traitor : What has the country done for me??

Zealot : Die for a cause, Ideology.

Blasphemy : Difference of opinions.

Care : One cares because he loves to. (its the most selfish act)

Respect : Give and take. (another selfish act)

Astonishment : How come he do it and I cant!??

Despair : End of the world.

Hope : You dont wanna lose it, until u lose it.

Blush : Make-up helps these days.

Pride : One takes pride because he / she loves it madly.

Pleasure : WOW!!

Shame : I shouldn't have done it.

Embarrassment : Duh!!! did I do that??

Suspicion : Trust.Distrust.loyalty.disloyalty.

Sympathy : Another momentary feeling.

Apathy : Who cares!!!

Theist : God please help me out of this shit hole.

Atheist : I am responsible for everything.

Its all relative out there. So better be hurt. Be loved. Be hated. Be cared. Be outspoken. Be rustic. Its all relative.

"Just dont think about what people think or talk about you. It wont make a difference in a bigger picture."